I crave.

tiramisu.
choco cake.
sleep.
teevee.
play.
shopping.
karaoke.
movies.
tuesday night dinners.
YOU.

Why is it that when I really need to get down to some serious studying and complete my reports, my mind just seems to wander more than usual?


One day, Ricky found his beautiful blonde girlfriend staring hard at a carton of orange juice. After fifteen minutes, he noticed that she was still staring at it.

"Honey, you've been staring at the orange juice for the longest time!"

"Oh, but the carton says, CONCENTRATE."


Okay, please shoot me the next time you see me for posting sucha lame and stale and totally not funny dumb blonde joke.