To infinity, and beyond.

Now, you've heard of throbbing eyelids, which some times are a real nuisance when it throbs consistently for hours. Well, I have a throbbing EYEBAG. How weird is that?And it's just on the left side. It's been throbbing the entire day since I woke up. Super annoying. And if you look closely at it, you can really see it twitch like it has a life of its own. STUPID EYEBAG. Eyebags are totally useless and ruin your face. And now they throb nonstop!

Another weird encounter this evening as I was on my way home: I saw a cat humping a damn TRASH BAG with vigour. And it seemed to be really enjoying itself. I stared in disbelief as I walked past it, and it stared back at me, continuing its humping like it was the most natural thing in the world to do. Naughty kitty.

YAWN. goon-night.