i present to you, five mishaps in the toilet which irritates the shit out of me (in random order):

* the tube of toothpaste is down to its LAST bit, due to groggy sleepy state of mind and unsteady hands, as you squeeze the tube, you miss the toothbrush bristle and the LAST bit of toothpaste drops into the sink. (that's the LAST tube of toothpaste left in the house as well.)

*you forgot to turn on the water heater, and stepped into the shower. icy cold water hits you and wakes you up immediately.

*in a hurry to get dressed, you fumble with drying yourself and getting changed. the toilet bowl happens to be just next to you, alas, your shirt/shorts/underwear drops into the toilet bowl. @#%$@#$.

*wake up in the morning still super groggy, thought there's no one else at home. settle yourself onto the toilet bowl for a pee and your grandma walks in on you.pffft.

*massive tummyache. after the entire ordeal, sweating it out, groaning, then the final dump, you feel relieved and satisfied. reach for the toilet paper, but you realised it's been used up...